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  • « 13.1 | Home | The Time Has Come »

    Blindly Gay

    By halanscott | May 5, 2008

    A blind woman walks into a gay bar.

    “What’s she doing here,” my friend asks.

    “Obviously she’s looking for a seeing eye gay,” I said.

    Think about how made that blind chick would be?  Not only would she look fantastic, but she’d be the sassiest disabled lady Manhattan has ever seen!

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