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  • « Where Have All the Bananas Gone? | Home | AIDS Walk New York 2008 »

    Nose Hair

    By halanscott | May 14, 2008

    Alright, I admit it, I have a nose hair problem. I blame it on my German heritage. Or just the fact that I have a hairy father. However, I am not hairy. Only in the nose. What’s up with that?

    I’ve recently discovered Philips Norelco Ear and Nose Hair Groomer. Color me a satisfied customer. It’s like I’m a new man or something, I’ve never breathed so freely through my nose before. I guess I had more of an amazon growing in there then I thought. If you suffer from this problem, I highly suggest you pick up this nifty little trimmer.

    You know you’ve reached a certain age when a nose hair trimmer excites you. I need to pick up a habit or something, one of the cool ones (overeating does not cool make).

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    One Response to “Nose Hair”

    1. george Says:
      May 16th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

      Would you really put it in your nose after it’s been in your ear??

      And I don’t see why trimming your nose hairs can’t be your habit.

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