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Zap That Shit
By halanscott | May 16, 2008
One of my favorite things to do when I was a kid was fake an illness, stay home from school, watch daytime TV and eat a lot. In fact, I would eat so much that I don’t even feel like it should be called eating, gorging massive amounts of food is more like.
In the mornings I would watch the “Today” show, then “Regis & Kathie Lee,” and end my morning with “The Price is Right.” The news came on at noon (BORING), so that’s when I pooped.
But once 1:00 rolled around it was party time. Not only was it time for a full hour of “Three’s Company,” but it was also lunch time! I would get some Wonder Bread, bologna, and Kraft cheese, and zap that shit in the microwave until it was all moist and melted and gooey and yummy. I’d throw in some Cheeto’s on the side and bring a pudding cup with me back to the TV. In that moment I was so happy.
I tell you this story from my childhood for no other reason other then I’ve been working non-stop this week at AIDS Walk New York, and mentally I’m doing all I can to get to the happy spot. I am happy, just sleep deprived. Thinking of zapped Bologna sandwiches brings a smile to my face.
xoxo
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May 17th, 2008 at 2:18 am
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May 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
So it took you an hour to poop?! Or am I just reading more into that than I really should. Probably the latter. Hope things are going well with AIDS Walk!!