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Where’s the NY Times When You Need It?
By halanscott | June 14, 2008
I’m stress eating. I’ve watched three movies. I have to poop. I do not have toilet paper. This, ladies and gentleman, is what it’s like to wait for the FedEx man (or lady) to arrive.
I’m terrified they won’t show up. They gave a huge window of time, 8AM to 8PM. That really isn’t a window, more like a massive hole caused by a wrecking ball. It’s after 4PM, will they make it in time? I swear, it’s like I’m living a bloated episode of “24.”
I leave for LA tomorrow morning. What will it bring? I dunno. Hopefully lots of stage time, new friends and maybe a date or two.
One of the inconveniences of living in the high-tech age: you no longer have newspapers in the home. They served such a handy purpose when you find yourself without toilet paper.
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