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  • « A Legend is Dying | Home | A Vagina Grows in Brooklyn »

    Really?

    By halanscott | June 25, 2008

    I’ve never accepted my adult body.  When I get out of the shower and catch a glimpse of my manhood I ask God, “Really?”

    As a child penis’s looked so much bigger on grown ups.  Come to think of it, as an adult penis’s look bigger on everyone else too.

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    One Response to “Really?”

    1. Victor Says:
      June 30th, 2008 at 7:39 am

      Join the club.

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