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    He Can Govern Me

    By halanscott | July 2, 2008

    PhotobucketI could say that I’m supporting San Francisco’s Mayor, Gavin Newsom, bid for Governor of California because…

    ~ He took a bold step towards equality by marrying same sex couples.

    ~ He created a universal healthcare system for San Francisco that covers over 24,000 residents.

    ~  He’s a populist and part of the “hope” and “change” Barack Obama talks about for the next generation of politicians.

    BLAH BLAH BLAH!

    But seriously, let’s be honest, look at the man, he’s gorgeous!  He’s only 15 years older then me (totally outside the “ewwwww way too old for me” bracket in fuckability), used to be a baseball player (think of the thighs), and totally digs the gays!

    I’m sold, where can I get my yard sign?

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