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Back Fat

By halanscott | July 8, 2008

Can I just say how pleased I am that Tom Cruise has back fat. It’s a happy day in Mister Scott’s world!

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3 Responses to “Back Fat”

1. Pages tagged "tom cruise" Says:
   July 9th, 2008 at 4:15 am

   [...] bookmarks tagged tom cruise Back Fat saved by 5 others     Greendayjobros4ever bookmarked on 07/08/08 | [...]

2. Jeffrey Zacko-Smith Says:
   July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

   Now, should we REALLY be reinforcing the notion that Tom Cruise (or anyone who may look like this picture) is not “normal”? On the other hand, I know I love having a better body than Tom Cruise!

3. Liam Says:
   July 30th, 2008 at 7:33 am

   It looks like he has sculiosis or something??? Kinda nasty!

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