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    3 Word Joke

    By halanscott | August 25, 2008

    Have you heard of the 6 word auto-biography?  A new book is out chronicling 25,000 known and unknown authors memoirs, each consisting of only 6 words.

    Not one to shy away from a challenge, I wrote my own 6 word memoir: “Bloated gay Mormon seeks alternative lifestyle.”  Not dynamic, just my truth.

    As a comic, I felt I should take it a step further with the 3 word joke.  It is hard, but I’ve come up with a couple, let me know what you think:

    “Extreme lubrication required.”

    “Just say no.”

    “May cause diarrhea.”

    And my personal favorite, “President John McCain.”

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    One Response to “3 Word Joke”

    1. Kevin Tor Says:
      August 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

      I like how the first three can all be applied to the last. Nicely done, sir.

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