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Is Mark Warner the next Jesus?
By halanscott | August 28, 2008
The TV in the locker room at my gym is always tuned to CNN. It hangs above a row of lockers. The other night Mark Warner, the fabulous former Governor of Virginia and current candidate U.S. Senate from the state, was giving the keynote speech at the Democratic Convention.
Underneath the screen was a man, very fit, blond, attractive. He just returned from the showers, and was slowly drying himself off. First the right leg, then the foot, then the left leg, then the foot, then the thighs… you get the picture.
I looked around the locker room and noticed a surprisingly large amount of men were intensly interested in what Mark Warner had to say. It was as if Jesus himself were speaking at the Convention. Behold, the great and dynamic Mark Warner!
I bet you not a one of them even know what state he’s from.
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August 29th, 2008 at 1:35 am
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August 31st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Yeh, I REALLY wanted Obie to pick Warner for his Veep, not that I dislike Biden, and of course I like having Warner in Virginia and keeping it blue, but still, it woulda been nice.