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    How It Went Down

    By halanscott | August 29, 2008

    John McCain and Sarah Palin

    John McCain: Hi Sarah.

    Sarah Palin: Hi John, how have you been?

    John McCain: Oh, you know, alright.  My arthreitis has been flaring up lately, but other then that things are fine.  Say, I’ve got to ask you something.  Could you do me a favor?

    Sarah Palin: Sure John, anything, what’s up?

    John McCain:  Would you be my Vice President?  You see, you’re perfect for the job.  You’ve been Governor of a state that nobody knows anything about for nearly a year, you have five children (one of which has down syndrome), and are currently under investigation for ehtics violations.  Obviously you’re experienced, have tons of free time and have the moral standing to properly lead if, God for bid, something happens to me.  What do ya say?

    Sarah Palin: Oh John, I’m touched, really. Yes, I accept!

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    One Response to “How It Went Down”

    1. VIVA Says:
      August 31st, 2008 at 3:07 am

      yep….that is about how it went down. fucking shocking to think people would vote for this man seeing how little time he spent picking the person who is a heartbeat away from the presidency.
      I thank him for undoing in one day all his campaign fought to put against Obama. He is a nightmare! btw, I put up some of the celebrity pics from the last night at the DNC…don’t hate me for too long.

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