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  • « Sarah Palin Speaks | Home | Life Update »

    John McCain is Gay

    By halanscott | September 4, 2008

    A lot of people are talking smack about John McCain’s pick for Vice President.  I don’t get it.  I’m thrilled that he selected Karen Walker to be his running mate!

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    I’m actually really proud of the four people running for President and Vice President.  They represent almost every faction in America.

    When John McCain accuses Barack Obama of being agist, then Obama can just call McCain racist.  Sarah Palin can chime in and call em all for what they are, sexist!  And Joe Biden, he’s sitting pretty while representing all three of those groups.

    So who represents the gays?  John McCain of course.  In an old interview he said that, while a POW, some of his captors were homosexual and did “things.”  So obviously McCain understands what it’s like be gay in America.

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