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Is anybody else worried that more people watched John McCain’s speech at the Republican National Convention then Barack Obama’s? This fact terrifies me.
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Is it possible to look attractive running? I do not think so. I mean, people who are all fit and model like will look attractive taking a shit, so count them out. But regular people, like me, who jiggle, we are not attractive running.
You see regular people have a skill for looking pretty after we’ve showered and dressed. For it’s the clothes and what’s underneath that conceals the mushy truth. But when running, only a thin bit of fabric covers your jiggly bits from full exposure. This is not fair.
The makers of running clothes should construct some kind of running gear that not only hides the jiggly bits but also makes you look trim as you run. Is this too much to ask? We’re already taking the right step in a healthy lifestyle!
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It’s the little things in life people, the little things!
Greg
I think it would be perverted if you made loud, snarky comments to the audience about Harry’s magic wand.
“Equus” is a phenomenal play, though. I saw it in a small theater (read only two rows of seats) and sat in the first row. At the beginning of the second act, the lead stood before us, completely naked, a mere inches away. My friend almost fainted because the guy was, well, hung like a horse.
Sep 11, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
ScottInTheOC
In regards to McCain, I wouldn’t worry about that. I think more people tuned in because many of us wanted to see how much more of an A%$ he could make of himself.
In regards to Harry’s Wand…watch out, he might cast a spell!
Sep 15, 2008 @ 7:08 am
yourbigbrother
Yes, you are a perv. …and you need a pair of ‘horse shoes’ haHA!!
Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:01 am
Jeffrey
Oh yeah, it’s VERY possible to look attractive running.
Sep 24, 2008 @ 1:32 pm