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A Threat, a Bitch Slap, and a Little Sex
By halanscott | November 19, 2008
Have you heard about what’s happening in Nebraska? They have a child abandonment law that allows kids to be dropped off at emergency rooms up to the age of 17 without any legal consequences for the parent. Apparently not one infant has been dropped off, the youngest being 5.
I guess the saying, “You better stop or I’ll turn this car around” carries a whole new meaning in Nebraska.
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Mike Huckabee said on “The View” the other day, “People who are homosexuals should have every right in terms of their civil rights, to be employed, to do anything they want. But thatâs not really the issue. I know you talked about it and I think you got into it a little bit early on. But when weâre talking about a redefinition of an institution, thatâs different than individual civil rights. Weâre never going to convince each other…But here is the difference. Bull Connor was hosing people down in the streets of Alabama. John Lewis got his skull cracked on the Selma bridge.”
To Huckabee you’ve got to have the shit kicked out of you before you deserve to have the same rights as everybody else. Can you imagine what would have happened if he had said that when Rosie was on “The View”? Talk about a bitch slap!
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I loved when winter rolled in when I was fat. Not just because of the clothes (layers are your friend if you’re a porker).
I’d meet a fella at the bar, have a few drinks, and then go home for a little tickle tickle. Of course he wouldn’t realize til the next morning that I was a fat ass, thanks to the alcohol and layers from the night before.
Bears hibernate in winter, and I mate.
Of course things are better now. It’s nice to be able to have sex outside of a 5 month time frame.
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