Straight People

Nice days in New York City are amazing.  I’m sure they are that way everywhere, the fact that it’s nice out makes it amazing, right?  I suppose in war torn places nice weather might not equate amazing day.  Sunny days makes it easier to see where you’re bombing.

Nice weather in NYC brings out disgusting behavior in straight people.  I enjoy reading the newspaper in the park on the weekends, but get distracted by the heavy petting and deep face sucking happening all around me by my straights brothers and sisters.  Straight readers, why do you do this?  It’s not natural.

Straight men in particular are concerning.  As they deep throat the ladies face, they place their hands on her buttocks.  Delicatly, the cup the butt cheek like it’s a teacup.  Then they regroup in the center, placing both hands over the natural curtain of the body.

Do they really think they have a chance back there?  You can tell that her butt cheeks are clinched so tight she could crack a walnut.  She’s thinking, “Hey buddy, no no no, don’t even dream it.”