You’re the Meryl Streep Of…

I love Meryl Streep.  Do I even need to explain why?

I’ve began to say to people, “You’re the Meryl Streep of…” whatever they’re good at.  It’s a great compliment, try it.  Next time the auto mechanic gets your car back to you quickly, say, “You’re the Meryl Streep of the auto repair industry.”  I bet you’ll leave him with a huge smile!  Or, next time your dentist fixes that pesky cavity, “You’re the Meryl Streep of dentistry.”  Yes, she will appreciate this!

It works in almost any situation.  All except in the love department.  After a hot night with a great guy, I’m not sure he’d get a kick out of “You’re the Meryl Streep of men.”  Because then you’d be implying that, although great, has feminine qualities, and well, hello soft city!

The one thing that I have observed about Meryl Streep is that she’s a horrible mother.  A couple examples:

~ Mamma Mia: She was a slut who didn’t know who the father of her daughter was.

~ A Prarie Home Companion: She was Lindsay Lohan’s mom.  After that movie, Lohan went crazy.  Just a coincidence?  I think not!

~ The River Wild: She let killers go rafting with her and her kid.

~ A Cry in the Dark: A dingo ate her baby!

~ Sophie’s Choice: She had to choose which of her kid’s was gonna get killed.

So, yes, awesome actress, but WOW, what a shitty parent!

Oh, and Dad, you’re the Meryl Streep of parenting!