Giving Thanks for Body Hair, Etc.

I am thankful for so many things.  Of course there’s my friends and family (that’s a total ‘duh,’ right?), comedy, my job, etc. etc.  But you expect that, don’t you?  No, no, no, I feel it’s important to think about the little things that would dramatically alter how you live your life if it were not part of it.

I am thankful for…

- Coffee.  Just this morning, I returned from a 7 mile run and attempted to figure out my mother’s coffee pot, with no success.  I had a near breakdown in the kitchen.  Of course Mom saved the day.

- Conditioner, it’s the secret to my incredible head of hair.  Wash twice a week, condition every day!

- Zyrtec.  I have chronic hives, and Zyrtec controls them.  Thanks major pharmaceutical industry!

- The hole-in-the-wall frozen yogurt place by my apartment on Ave A between East 7th & East 8th.  Perfection!

- Soynut butter for allowing me to experience what peanut butter is like.

- My Epi pin for saving me whenever I confuse peanut butter for soynut butter.

- An impressionable young “straight” boy for taking my virginity.

- Diane Keaton for existing.

- The NY Times for giving me jokes daily (to be a good comic, ya gotta read the news!).

- God for not giving me too much body hair (but just enough).

Happy Thanksgiving y’all!