Older Women Enjoy Oral Sex

One of my favorite things about living in New York City is overhearing some of the very best conversations you will ever hear from the most color characters you will ever meet.

Recently I overheard two women talking.  The older Jewish woman told the younger woman, “What you need is to settle down with a good Jew.”  The younger woman responded that she was still young, she needed to date many types of men before settling down.  Then the older woman responded in her heavy New York Jewish accent, “No problem, settle down with a good Jewish boy, and have a little oral on the side.”

Only in New York.

Then this respectable looking woman approached a friend of mine on the street.  “Hi,” she said in a very sweet voice.  “I like your shirt.  Do you live around here?”  Perplexed, but not concerned because she reminded him of his Aunt Helen, he acknowledged that he did live in the neighborhood.  “Oh, that’s lovely.  I was thinking I could come over some time.  Perhaps I could perform fellatio on you, maybe a slow blow.”  Whoa!

Again, only in New York.

Moral of the story, older women in New York City enjoy oral sex.

Oh yeah, and my friend and the crazy woman, keep an eye out for the wedding announcement in the Times.  Whoever said a fella couldn’t have a sugar mama?