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I am a comedian, writer, and actor. I tweet funny things and make weird videos. Oprah said my name.

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I’m waiting to have a flashback episode in my own life like they did on “The Golden Girls.”

F*ck you. http://t.co/5Z8hsRlxR4 http://t.co/1QtZ5I7HHJ


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December 27, 2013 at 04:32PM
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F*ck you. http://t.co/5Z8hsRlxR4


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December 27, 2013 at 02:21PM
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#2013beliebermemories: When I spotted him in a lesbian bar drinking a fuzzy navel.


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December 27, 2013 at 10:41AM
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ST. LOUIS: Be at @BrennansSTL’s tonight at 9 for nuggets of comedic magic with @MichaelShawki @nickvatterott & yours truly. Namaste.


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December 26, 2013 at 06:10PM
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My Mom said she’s not impressed by how many Twitter followers I have. This is the closest she’s come to saying she loves me in years.


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December 26, 2013 at 06:06PM
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Where’s the musical episode of Law & Order?


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December 26, 2013 at 05:34PM
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Guantanamo Bay Prison is f*cking scary. http://t.co/7ETp5REAqn http://t.co/UHJ8D9KlKD


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December 26, 2013 at 04:31PM
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Guantanamo Bay Prison is f*cking scary. http://t.co/7ETp5REAqn


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December 26, 2013 at 03:34PM
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I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. I’m far too poor for that.


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December 26, 2013 at 12:52PM
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