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Posts Tagged ‘Beyonce’


Jay Z “Oh, I love that bump.” Beyonce “Duh, it’s bootylicious, read Websters much?!”

the-damned-queen:

“Jay gone wild” 


Jay-Z came out in support of gay marriage only because Beyonce kept nudging him to the left, to the left…


I sometimes do this waiting on line at Duane Reade getting a Fresca.


“All the single wizards, if ya liked it then ya shoulda put a spell on it”

athoughton:

Anyone can look good if they can dance like Beyonce