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Posts Tagged ‘Beyonce’

Jay Z “Oh, I love that bump.” Beyonce “Duh, it’s bootylicious, read Websters much?!”


“Jay gone wild” 

Jay-Z came out in support of gay marriage only because Beyonce kept nudging him to the left, to the left…

I sometimes do this waiting on line at Duane Reade getting a Fresca.

“All the single wizards, if ya liked it then ya shoulda put a spell on it”


Anyone can look good if they can dance like Beyonce