Beyonce got Jay-Z a plane for Father’s Day. My Mom didn’t need to buy my dad anything to escape. He figured it out on his own.

Jay Z “Oh, I love that bump.” Beyonce “Duh, it’s bootylicious, read Websters much?!”

the-damned-queen:

“Jay gone wild” 

Jay-Z came out in support of gay marriage only because Beyonce kept nudging him to the left, to the left…

I sometimes do this waiting on line at Duane Reade getting a Fresca.

“All the single wizards, if ya liked it then ya shoulda put a spell on it”

athoughton:

Anyone can look good if they can dance like Beyonce