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    Friday, January 25th, 2008

    It’s the weekend!  Are you as excited as I am?  I’ve got a full load on my plate, but I might have room for seconds.

    - Friday: I’ll be hitting up an open mic, it’s all about the stage time.  After that I’ll be going to see Family Hour with Auntie Sara at Comix, it’s going to be a blast!

    - Saturday: Running, yoga, an open mic, the gym and then I’ll close out the day at the local gay bar watching my friend shake his money maker.  If you’re in the city, come to Pieces.

    - Sunday: Running, the gym, going to see Cloverfieldwith my cinema club and baking Snickerdoodles (in my attempt to master the homemade version’s of my favorite cookies). 

    I’m already winded. 

    Have a beautiful one y’all, find the joy!

    Update

    Saturday, December 15th, 2007

    I have nothing to write about, life is good. I feel obligated to update. Here goes…

    * Obese black ladies with kick ass voices rock my world. Seriously, rock my motha-friggin world!

    * I can’t stop baking. Today I made gingerbread muffins, carrot cake and pumpkin cookies. I rule!

    * Jesse Irwin is still my boyfriend.

    * I started my bike training today. Ow! Totally different set of muscles. You know you have your priorities out of whack when you treat yourself to a cupcake after a work out.

    * I need a date.

    * Lori White is my Alicia Keys.

    * Alicia Keys is everything.

    Smile y’all, Christmas is just around the corner! Peace out.

    December Won’t Win

    Thursday, December 6th, 2007

    I’ve joined a Christmas Choir. Celia’s Yuletide Express is not a professional choir, just a group of fun holiday song loving creative types who love to get together at locals bars and events around town and sing, sing, sing! We’re performing all month around St. Louis, MO, come see us if you can.
    ***
    I love being back in St. Louis. Everything seems to slow down here. People smile at one another on the streets (even the homeless say “Good Morning” to ya). When did we stop smiling at people?

    I get to run today for the first time since the Marathon. After such an intense run you’re suppose to let your body rest for a while. But resting in December could prove to be dangerous? My six months in Los Angeles gave me an extra 10 pounds, I won’t let the most happily plump month of the year give me another 10. Plus I need to prepare for my big return to New York City on January 1st. I need to be able to bike 12 miles a day (to and from work), walk a ton, hit the subway steps without losing my breath, take tennis lessons and be in top shape to find a man. Phew! Health plan for December:
    - WATCH THE FOOD, everything in moderation.
    - Walk at least one hour everyday.
    - Follow the running recovery plan.
    - Bike, bike, bike.
    - 8 Minute Abs everyday.
    - Think skinny.
    - Finally realize that crack is wack.

    I can do it!
    ***
    Heading up to Iowa next week to volunteer for the John Edwards Presidential Campaign. Not sure that I’m supporting him yet, but my wonderful friend Meredith works for him. Check the blog out next week for lots of fun rural campaign stories!

    Maybe I’ll be at the center of a bathroom sex scandal. Wouldn’t that be fantastic? I do need a date.